Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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