so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
