Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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