i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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