That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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