I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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