discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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