I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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