You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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