I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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