I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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