I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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