found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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