So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
