also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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