I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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