your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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