She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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