My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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