I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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