Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize
