OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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