It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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