East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n