Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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