Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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