don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
there was a trapeze. enough said
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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