Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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