I'm jealous of your bromance
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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