haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.