ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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