I want to stick my p in your. b.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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