i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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