Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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