I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Let's get the cat blown out
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You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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