so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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