real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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