Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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