When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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