we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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