You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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