I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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