school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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