Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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