what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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