don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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