Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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