Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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