Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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