I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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