i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
tell me about the eggs
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