it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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