I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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