Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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